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What do you call a
greedy ant ?
An anteater ! |
What do you call an
ant with five pairs of eyes ?
Antteneye ! |
What kind of ant is
good at maths ?
An accountant ! |
What medicine would
you give an ill ant ?
Antibiotics ! |
Why did the ant-elope
?
Nobody gnu ! |
What is worse than ants
in your pants ?
A bat in your bra ! |
What kind of ant can
you colour with ?
A crayant ! |
What games to ants play
with elephants ?
Squash ! |
What do you call an
ant who likes to be alone ?
An independant ! |
What do you call an
ant who can't play the piano ?
Discordant ! |
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