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Why
did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because she was a double-crosser. |
Why
did the chicken cross the road?
With traffic the way it is today, probably to commit suicide. |
Why
did the chicken go just halfway across the road?
She wanted to lay it on the line. |
Why
did the cowboy's car stop?
It had Injun (engine) trouble. |
Why
did the girl stand on a ladder when she learned how to sing?
Because she wanted to reach the high notes. |
Why
did the hippie like to stand in front of the electric fan?
It blew his mind. |
Why
did the horses go on strike?
To get more horsepower. |
Why
did the invisible man go crazy?
Out of sight, out of mind. |
Why
did the kid cut a hole in the top of his umbrella?
So he could see when it stopped raining. |
Why
did the mad chef throw the chicken off the balcony?
Because he wanted to make egg drop soup. |
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