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Riddles
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If you
cross a dog and a cat, what do you get?
An animal that chases itself. |
If you
cross a lion and a monkey, what do you have?
A swinging lion. |
In what
school do you have to drop out in order to graduate?
Parachute school. |
Is a
unicorn male or female?
Female. The unicorn is a myth (Miss). |
Is Ghostland
a state?
No, it's a terror-tory (territory). |
One
day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to
the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was
it?
A quarter to three. |
What
are the six main seasons?
Summer, fall, winter, spring, salt and pepper. |
What
colours would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue (blew). |
What
did one angel say to the other angel?
"Halo. " |
What
did one angel say to the other?
"What's harpening (happening) ?" |
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