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Spell
mousetrap with three letters.
C-A-T |
What
animal breaks the law?
A cheetah. |
What
animal has a chip on its shoulder?
A chipmunk. |
What
bird always runs from a fight?
A canary, because it is yellow. |
What
criminals can you find in a shoe store?
A pair of sneakers. |
What
did one clock say to the other clock when it was frightened?
"Don't be alarmed." |
What
did one cucumber say to the other cucumber?
"If you kept your big mouth shut, we wouldn't be in this
pickle. " |
What
did one skunk say to the other skunk when they were cornered?
"Let us spray." |
What
did the cork say to the bottle?
"If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you." |
What
did the coward say to the stamp?
"I bet I can lick you." |
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