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Why
didn't the skeleton kid want to go to school?
Because his heart wasn't in it. |
Why
do dogs scratch themselves?
Because they are the only ones who know where it itches. |
Why
do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the children have to play inside. |
Why
do we say "amen" and not "awomen?"
Because we sing "hymns," not "hers." |
Why
do you always find something in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking. |
Why
does a dog wag his tail?
Because no one else will wag it for him. |
Why
is a poor friend better than a rich one?
Because a friend in need is a friend indeed. |
Why
is it interesting to study mummies?
Because you can get so wrapped up in them. |
Why
is the world like a faulty jigsaw puzzle?
Because a peace (piece) is missing. |
With
what vegetable do you throw away the outside, cook the inside,
eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
Corn on the cob. |
Would
you rather an elephant attacked you or a gorilla?
I'd rather he attacked the gorilla. |
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