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What gets harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
What grows larger the more you take away?
A hole.
What has 2 arms, 2 wings, 2 tails, 3 heads, 3 bodies and 8 legs?
A man on a horse holding a chicken.
What has 6 legs, but walks with only 4?
A horse with a rider.
What has a big mouth but can't talk?
A jar.
What has cities with no houses, rivers without water, and forests without trees?
A map.
What has no beginning or end and nothing in the middle?
A doughnut.
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
What is black when you buy it, red as you use it, and grey when you throw it out?
Coal.
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