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Why
does a chicken lay an egg?
If she dropped it, it would break. |
Why
does the giraffe have a long neck?
Because his head is so far from his body. |
Why
does the stork stand on one leg only?
If he lifted it, he would fall down. |
Why
doesn't it cost much to feed a horse?
Because a horse eats best when it doesn't have a bit in its
mouth. |
Why
don't scarecrows have any fun?
Because they are stuffed shirts. |
Why
is a pig in the house like a house afire?
Because the sooner you put it out, the better. |
Why
is a room full of married couples empty?
Because there is not a single person in it. |
Why
is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because the fish have their own scales. |
Why
is the letter B hot?
Because it makes oil boil. |
Why
is the number nine like a peacock?
Because it is nothing without its tail. |
Why
is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter (centre). |
Why
should a man's hair turn gray before his moustache?
Because it is older. |
Why
shouldn't you keep a library book on the ground overnight?
Because in the morning it will be overdue (dew). |
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