Every
morning the farmer had eggs for breakfast. He owned no chickens
and he never got eggs from anyone else's chickens. Where did
he get the eggs?
From his ducks.
From
what number can you take half and leave nothing?
The number is 8. Take away the top half and o is left.
How
are 2 plus 2 equal 5 and your left hand alike?
Neither is right.
How
can you be sure you have counterfeit money?
If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
How
can you drop an egg 3 feet without breaking it?
Drop it 4 feet. For the first 3 feet the egg will not hit anything.
How
can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?
Sleep at night.
How
can you make a fire with only one stick?
Easy. Just make sure it's a matchstick.
How
can you place a pencil on the floor so that no one can jump
over it?
Put it next to the wall.
How
do we know Rome was built at night?
Because Rome wasn't built in day.
How
do we know that mountain goats have feet?
Because they are sure-footed.
