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What asks no question but demands an answer?
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
What belongs to you, but is used more by others?
Your name.
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What can run but can't walk?
Water.
What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.
What cap is never removed?
Your kneecap.
What colour was Napoleon's white horse?
White.
What did one arithmetic book say to the other arithmetic book?
"Boy, do I have problems!"
What did one candle say to the other candle?
"Going out tonight?"
What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?
"Am I exhausted!"
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