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If a
fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building,
which would jump off first?
The quarter, because it has less sense (cents). |
If a
man were born in Greece, raised in Spain, came to America, and
died in San Francisco, what is he?
Dead. |
If cows
talked all at once, what would they say?
Nothing. Cows can't talk. |
If six
children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none
of them got wet?
Because it wasn't raining. |
If you
want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?
Because silence is golden. |
On what
kind of ships do students study?
Scholarships. |
Spell
"pound" in two letters.
Lb. |
What
always comes into a house through the keyhole?
A key. |
What
animal doesn't believe anything?
Sheep. They always say, "Bah! Bah!" |
What
animal makes the most of its food?
The giraffe. It makes a little go a long way. |
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