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Space
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How
do computers make sweaters ?
On
the interknit ! |
Why
was the computer in pain ?
It
had a slipped disk ! |
Why
was the computer so thin ?
Because it hadn't had many bytes
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Why
did the mouse sit on the computer ?
To
keep an eye on the mouse ! |
What
sits in the middle of the world wide web ?
A very, very big spider ! |
What's
small, expensive and being constructed at Greenwich, London
?
The
millenium gnome ! |
What
holds the moon up ?
Moon beams ! |
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Space
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