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Why
did the boy become an astronaut ?
Because
he was no earthly good ! |
What
do astronauts wear to keep warm ?
Apollo-neck
sweaters ! |
Where
do astronauts leave their spaceships ?
At parking meteors ! |
Where
do Martians drink beer ?
At
a mars bar ! |
How
do you get a baby astronaut to sleep ?
You rock-et ! |
Two
astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after
a few minutes ?
You
see, it had no atmosphere ! |
How
do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?
They play astronauts and crosses
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Where
does Dr Who buy his cheese ?
At
a dalek-atessen !
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Who
is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark Raver ! |
Why
did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?
To
boldly go where no man has been before ! |
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