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Why did the boy become an astronaut ?
Because he was no earthly good !
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What do astronauts wear to keep warm ?
Apollo-neck sweaters !
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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?
At parking meteors !
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Where do Martians drink beer ?
At a mars bar !
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep ?
You rock-et ! |
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?
You
see, it had no atmosphere !
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How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?
They play astronauts and crosses !
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Where does Dr Who buy his cheese ?
At a dalek-atessen !
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Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark Raver ! |
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?
To boldly go where no man has been before !
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