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Monster: Doctor, doctor,
I'm a bloodsucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors.
Doctor: Oh, what a shame. I'm a dentist. |
Monster: Doctor, I have
this irrepressible urge to paint myself all over in gold.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's just a gilt complex. |
Doctor, I've just been
bitten on the leg by a werewolf. Did you put anything on it?
No, he seemed to like it as it was. |
Doctor, doctor, I keep
dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing
tiddledywinks under my bed. What shall I do?
Hide the tiddledywinks. |
Monster: Doctor, doctor,
I've got a split personality.
Doctor: Sit down, both of you. |
Doctor, doctor, I keep
thinking I'm the Abominable Snowman.
Keep cool. |
Doctor: Did the mud
pack help your appearance?
Monster: Yes, but it fell off after a few days. |
Monster: Where do fleas
go in winter?
Werewolf: Search me! |
A monster went to see
the doctor because he kept bumping into things. "You need glasses,"
said the doctor. "Will I be able to read with them?" asked the monster.
"Yes." "That's brilliant,"
said the monster. "I didn't know how to read before." |
PATIENT: Doctor, can
a person be in love with a monster?
DOCTOR: No.
PATIENT: Oh. Do you know anyone who wants to buy an extremely large engagement
ring then . . .? |
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