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Monster: Doctor, doctor,
how do I stop my nose from running?
octor: Stick out your foot and trip it up. |
'Doctor, doctor, you've
got to help me - I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters,
vampires, werewolves and yetis . . .'
'How very interesting! Do you always dream in alphabetical order?' |
What did the monster
say to his psychiatrist?
'I feel abominable.' |
Why did the monster
go into hospital?
To have his ghoul-stones removed. |
Monster: Doctor, doctor,
I need to lose 30 pounds of excess flab.
Doctor: All right, I'll cut your head off. |
Doctor: I'm sorry madam,
but I have to tell you that you are a werewolf.
Patient: Give me a piece of paper.
Doctor: Do you want to write your will?
Patient: No, a list of people I want to bite. |
Monster: Doctor, doctor,
what did the X-ray of my head show?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing. |
Doctor: you need new
glasses.
Monster: How did you guess?
Doctor: I could tell the moment you walked through the window. |
Monster: Doctor, doctor,
I think I'm a bridge.
Doctor: What on earth's come over you? Monster:
Six cars, two trucks and a bus. |
Monster: Doctor, doctor,
how long can one live without a brain?
Doctor: That depends. How old are you? |
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