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Why do zombies learn
Latin and Greek?
Because they like dead languages. |
What did Dr Frankenstein
get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines. |
How do you know a zombie
is tired?
He's dead on his feet. |
What happened to Frankenstein's
monster on the road?
He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months. |
How did Frankenstein's
monster eat his lunch?
He bolted it down. |
What does Frankenstein's
monster call a screwdriver?
Daddy. |
What do you call a clever
monster?
Frank Einstein. |
What happened when the
ice monster had a furious row with the zombie?
He gave him the cold shoulder. |
What did Frankenstein's
monster say when he was struck by lightning?
Thanks, I needed that. |
Monster: Someone told
me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match.
Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements. |
Dr Frankenstein. How
can I stop that monster charging?
Igor: Why not take away his credit card? |
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