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| What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein. |
| Did you hear what happened to Frankenstein's monster? He was stopped for speeding, fined £150 and dismantled for six months. |
| IGOR: Why is Baron Frankenstein such good fun? MONSTER: Because he soon has you in stitches. |
| Why was Baron Frankenstein never lonely? Because he was good at making friends. |
| Who brings the monsters their babies? Frankenstork. |
| Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks. |
| What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? 'Great! That was just what I needed.' |
| What should you do if you find yourself in the same room as Frankenstein, Dracula, a werewolf, a vampire and a coven of witches? Keep your fingers crossed that it's a fancy dress party. |
| FIRST MONSTER: The bride of Frankenstein has a lovely face. SECOND MONSTER: If you can read between the lines. |
| What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot. |
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