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How
did the princess find out Rumplestiltskin's name?
She looked on his gnome page. |
How
do ghosts avoid eye strain when they use the Internet?
They always wear spooktacles. |
How
do Leprechauns get on the Internet?
They use their gnome computers. |
How
do lions recharge their laptops?
They plug them into the manes... |
How
do wizards turn on their computers?
They press the on/off witch. |
I love
Disco dancing...
...Infact I'm a real live wire! |
Is that
computer dog dangerous?
No- his bark is worse than his byte! |
My computer
isn't electric, it's clockwork.
Really?
No, I was just winding you up. |
What
did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight. |
What
did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?
If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again... |
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