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What
did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?
Oh give it arrest. |
What
do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?
PC Plod. |
What
do you get if you cross a flying carpet with a computer?
A mouse mat. |
What
do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?
The Site-anic. |
What
do you get if you cross an elephant and a PC?
A computer with a really big memory. |
What
do you get if you cross an elephant with a portable computer?
Very tired arms. |
What
do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?
Spotted click |
What
do you put in a www.ashing machine?
Net curtains! |
What
grows on the World Wide Web and stings?
Internettles. |
What
kind of machine counts sheep?
A home comp-ewe-ter! |
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