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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail! |
How English teachers send messages? By a-e-i-o-u mail. |
I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations! |
I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead, silly. No wonder he hasn't replied. |
| Oh no! I can't send e-mails...The keyboard's locked! |
Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret. |
What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely. |
What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious. |
What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes. |
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system. |
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