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How
does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?
By tree mail! |
How
English teachers send messages?
By a-e-i-o-u mail. |
I just
sent my first e-mail.
Kongratulations! |
I've
been e-mailing William Shakespeare.
William Shakespeare's dead, silly.
No wonder he hasn't replied. |
| Oh no!
I can't send e-mails...The keyboard's locked! |
Teacher:
You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly!
Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a
secret. |
What
do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?
Yours tin-sincerely. |
What
do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?
Best viscious. |
What
do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?
Beast wishes. |
What
should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up,
Doc? What's up, Doc?'
Check for bugs in your system. |
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