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How
do skunks send e-mail?
On their com-phew-ters. |
How
do snowmen read their e-mails?
With an icy-stare! |
How
do very short people send messages?
By wee-mail. |
How
do wasps send messages?
By bee-mail. |
How
do whales type e-mails?
With their fish fingers. |
How
do you get rid of internettles?
Always weed your e-mails. |
How
do writers send e-mail?
On the Inkernet. |
How
does Donald Duck send messages?
By Disney-mail. |
How
does James Bond type e-mails?
With his goldfinger. |
How
does Old McDonald send messages?
By e-i-e-i-o-mail. |
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