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What would you get if
you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country! |
What's red, white, blue,
and almost as ugly as a dog?
A revolutionary warthog! |
What did one flag say
to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved! |
What's red, white, blue,
and gross?
Uncle Spam! |
What's red, white, black
and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the steps! |
Where did George Washington
buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall! |
What kind of tea did
the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty! |
What was General Washington's
favourite tree?
The infantry! |
Which colonists told
the most jokes?
Punsylvanians! |
What would you get if
you crossed Washington's home with nasty insects?
Mt. Vermin! |
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