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What would you get if you crossed the first signer of the Declaration of Independence with a rooster?
John Hancock-a-doodle-doo! |
What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
Beneduck Arnold! |
What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
"I gotta get a softer saddle!" |
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party! |
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British! |
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry! |
Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide! |
What do you call a parade of German mercenaries?
A Hessian procession! |
What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Yankee Poodle! |
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up! |
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