What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone in the world has had?
Parents.

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?
Because she always makes up.

Why was the mother flea so sad?
Because her children were going to the dogs.

Why did the girl laugh after her operation?
The doctor put her in stitches.

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?
I'm at your service, ma'am.

What did the girl say when she opened her piggybank and found nothing in it?
OICURMT.

When does a timid girl turn to stone?
When she becomes a little bolder (boulder).

Why didn't the girl go to work in the wool factory?
Because she was too young to dye.

What is the difference between a soldier and a young lady?
One faces the powder, the other powders her face.