Mum: What are you doing son?
Boy: Writing my brother a letter.
Mum: That's a lovely idea, dear, but why are you writing so slowly?
Boy: Because he can't read very fast!

Little Brother: If you broke your arm in two places, what would you do ?
Boy: I wouldn't go back to those two place, that's for sure.

My brother's just opened a shop.
Really? How's he doing?
Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.
Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town.
Gosh is he really?
Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

Why did your brother ask your father to sit in the freezer?
Because she wanted an ice-cold pop!

Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse.
Big Brother: Why?
Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?
No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !