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So
you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Yes-
their dog is our dog's brother.
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| A scoutmaster
asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.
'Well,' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil
left, so I let my baby brother have it.' |
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Charlie
had a puppy on a leash. He met Farley and said, 'I just got
this puppy for our little brother.'
'Really?'
said Farley. 'Who in the world did you find to make a swap
like that ?'
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First
Boy: My brother said he'd tell me everything he knows.
Second
Boy: He must have been speechless !
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First
Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?
Second
Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
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Peter:
My brother wants to work badly!
Anita:
As I remember, he usually does !
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Dan:
My little brother is a real pain.
Nan:
Things could be worse.
Dan:
How?
Nan:
He could be twins !
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First
Boy: My brother's on a seafood diet.
Second
Boy: Really ?
First
Boy: Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats!
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First
Boy: Does your brother keep himself clean?
Second
Boy: Oh, yes ! he takes a bath every month whether he needs
one or not.
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May:
What position does your brother play in the school football
team ?
Jay:
I think he's one of the drawbacks !
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