What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ?
'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

Girlfriend: Shall I give that tramp one of my cakes ?
Boyfriend: Why, what harm has he ever done you ?

Your sister's boyfriend certainly has staying power. Infact, he never leaves.

Nan: My boyfriend really embarrassed me yesterday. We were at a very expensive restaurant and he drank his tea with his little finger sticking out.
Dan: But that's considered polite in some circles.
Nan: Not with the teabag hanging from it, it's not!

Waiter! waiter! what's this creepy crawly thing doing on my girlfriend's shoulder?
I don't know - friendly thing isn't he ?

1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ?
2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !