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Doctor!
Doctor! My boyfriend smells like a fish.
Poor
sole !
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| My boyfriend
only has two faults: everything he says and everything he does! |
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Girlfriend:
Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly?
Boyfriend:
Of course I do !
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Handsome
Harry: Every time I walk past a girl she sighs.
Wisecracking
William: With relief!
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Jane:
Do you like me?
Wayne:
As girls go, you're fine. And the sooner you go the better
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1st
Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these
days.
2nd
Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?
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Flash
Harry gave his girlfriend a mink stole for her birthday. Well,
it may not have been mink, but it's fairly certain it was
stole!
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Freda:
Boys whisper they love me.
Fred:
Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?
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| My brother's
looking for a wife. Trouble is, he can't find a woman who loves
him as much as he loves himself ! |
| When
Fred proposed to his girlfriend she said, 'I love
the simple things in life, Fred, but I don't want one of them
for a husband.' |
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