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What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !

What's big and grey and has 16 wheels ? An elephant on roller skates !

What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !

What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down ? An elephant on a trampoline !

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !

What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !

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