 Elephant
Jokes |
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What's big and grey
and protects you from the rain ?
An
umbrellaphant ! |
What's big and grey
and has 16 wheels ?
An
elephant on roller skates ! |
What's big, grey and
flies straight up ?
An elecopter ! |
What' s grey, has four
legs and jumps up and down ?
An elephant
on a trampoline ! |
What weighs 4 tons
and is bright red ?
An elephant holding its breath ! |
What's blue
and has big ears ?
An elephant
at the North Pole ! |
What's grey and wrinkly
and jumps every twenty seconds ?
An elephant with hiccups ! |
What goes up slowly
and comes down quickly ?
An elephant
in a lift ! |
What has 3 tails, 4
trunks and 6 feet ?
An elephant with spare parts ! |
What's as big as an
elephant but weighs nothing ?
An elephant's
shadow ! |
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