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What's grey and lights up ?
An electric elephant !
What's grey but turns red ?
An embarrassed elephant !
What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?
A get wellephant !
What' s big and grey with horns ?
An elephant marching band !
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?
The tusk fairy !
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?
Cinderelephant !
What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
What's the difference between an elephant and a post box ?
I don't know !
Well I'm not asking you to post my letters !
What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?
One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?
Try picking them up !
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