What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?
A jet propelled elephant !
What's big and grey and wears a mask ?
The elephantom of the opera !
What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?
An elephant with an umbrella !
What' s grey with red spots ?
An elephant with the measles !
What's grey and never needs ironing ?
A drip dry elephant !
What's big and grey and red ?
A sunburnt elephant !
What's grey and goes round and round ?
An elephant in a washing machine !
What's grey and highly dangerous ?
An elephant with a machine gun !
What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?
The Loch Ness Elephant !
What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?
An elephant disguised as a banana !