 Elephant
Jokes |
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What's grey and moves
at a hundred miles an hour ?
A
jet propelled elephant ! |
What's big and grey
and wears a mask ?
The
elephantom of the opera ! |
What's grey, stands
in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?
An elephant with an umbrella ! |
What' s grey with red
spots ?
An elephant
with the measles ! |
What's grey and never
needs ironing ?
A drip dry elephant ! |
What's big
and grey and red ?
A sunburnt
elephant ! |
What's grey and goes
round and round ?
An elephant in a washing machine ! |
What's grey and highly
dangerous ?
An elephant
with a machine gun !
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What's big and grey
and lives in a lake in Scotland ?
The Loch Ness Elephant ! |
What's yellow on the
outside and grey on the inside ?
An elephant
disguised as a banana ! |
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