 Elephant
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What is the difference
between an elephant and a flea?
An
elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants ! |
Why did the elephant
paint his toenails red ?
So
he could hide in the cherry tree ! |
How do you know when
there is an elephant under your bed ?
When your nose touches the ceiling ! |
What do you call an
elephant that flies ?
A jumbo
jet ! |
What do you get if
you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?
Big holes all over Australia ! |
How does an elephant
get down from a tree ?
He sits
on a leaf and waits till autumn ! |
Why did the elephant
paint himself with different colours?
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box ! |
Why were the elephants
thrown out of the swimming pool ?
Because
they couldn't hold their trunks up !
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What time is it when
an elephant sits on the fence ?
Time to fix the fence ! |
Why does an elephant
wear sneakers ?
So that
he can sneak up on mice ! |
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