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What do you call a musical instrument that is played by two teams of twenty people ? A piano forte !

What do you call a very fast horse ? Gee gee whizz !

What do you call the best dad in the World ? Top of the pops !

What do you call a chocolate that teases small animals ? A mole-teaser !

What do you call a fish on a motorcycle ? A motor pike !

What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !

What do you call a thing with 22 legs, 11 heads and 2 wings ? A football team !

What do you call a cow that cuts grass ? A lawn mooooooer !

What do you call a magical secret agent ? James Wand !

What do you call it when an aeroplane disappears over the horizon ? Boeing, going, gone !

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