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What do you get if you cross a bad tempered witch doctor, a fizzy drink and your dad ? A bottle of pop !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !

What do you get if you cross a giant ape and a self defence class ? Kong-fu !

What do you get if you cross a jet engine and a tennis racket ? A Tennis Rocket !

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a vampire ? A were - wool !

What do you get if you cross a King and a boat ? King Canoe !

What do you get if you cross a herb and Doctor Who ? A thyme machine !

What do you get if you cross two sailors and a bottle of HP ? Tartare Sauce !

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