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Riddles | | |
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What
did the little light bulb say to its mother?
"I wuv you watts and watts." |
What
did the two vampires do from midnight to 12:10?
They took a coffin (coffee) break. |
What
do people in England call little black cats?
Kittens. |
What
do you call a high-priced barber shop?
A clip joint. |
What
do you call an Indian woman who complains a lot?
A squaw-ker. |
What
do you do with dogs when you go shopping?
Leave them in the barking (parking) lot. |
What
does an invisible baby drink?
Evaporated milk. |
What
driver doesn't have a license?
A screw driver. |
What
fish did the knights eat?
Swordfish. |
What
fish do pelicans eat?
Anything that fits the bill. |
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