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When is a green book not a green book?
When it is read (red).
When is a grown man still a child?
When he is a miner (minor).
When is a letter damp?
When it has postage due (dew).
When is a well-dressed lion like a weed?
When he's a dandelion (dandy lion).
When is it difficult to get your watch off your wrist?
When it's ticking (sticking) there.
When someone comes to your door, what is the polite thing to do?
Vitamin (invite him
Where did the rancher take the sheep?
To the bah-bah (barber) shop.
Where do pencils come from?
From Pennsylvania.
Where do you end up if you smoke too much?
Coffin (coughin').
Where do you put letters to boys?
In a mail (male) box.
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