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When
was medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
When Moses received the two tablets. |
Where
do animals go when they lose their tails?
To a retail store. |
Where
do sick steamships go?
To the dock (doc). |
Where
do squirrels go when they have nervous breakdowns?
To the nut house. |
Which
eye gets hit the most?
A bullseye. |
Why
are doctors stingy?
First they say they will treat you, and then they make you pay
for it. |
Why
can't a very thin person stand up straight?
Because he is lean. |
Why
did the doctor give up his practice?
Because he lost his patience (patients). |
Why
did the farmer take the cow to the vet?
Because she was so mooo-dy. |
Why
did the fireplace call the doctor?
Because the chimney had the flu (flue). |
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