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Where do baby trees go to school?
To a tree nursery.
Where do they put crying children?
In a bawl (ball) park.
Where was Solomon's temple?
On his head.
Which end of a bus is it best to get off?
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Who has friends for lunch?
A cannibal.
Why are diapers like $10 bills?
Because you have to change them.
Why are most cows noisy?
Because they have horns.
Why are pants always too short?
Two feet are always sticking out.
Why are rivers lazy?
Because they never get off their beds.
Why did Batman go to the pet shop?
To buy a Robin.
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