What
is long and thin and goes, "Hith, Hith?"
A snake with a lisp.
What
is on a ghost's bicycle wheels?
Spooks (spokes).
What
is purple and goes "hmmm?"
An electric grape.
What
is the best way to hunt bear?
With your clothes off
What
is the best way to pitch a tent?
It depends-sometimes overhand and sometimes underhand.
What
is the best way to talk to a vampire?
By long distance.
What
is the difference between an elephant and a jar of peanut butter?
The elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.
What
is the difference between Uncle Sam, a rooster, and an old maid
who wants to get married?
Uncle Sam says "Yankee Doodle Do," the rooster says
"Cock-a-doodle-do, " and the old maid says "Any
dude'll do!"
What
is white outside, green inside, and hops?
A frog sandwich.
What
is yellow, smooth and very dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
