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What
is a very small frankfurter?
An itsy bitsy, teeny weenie. |
What
is as big as an elephant but doesn't weigh anything?
An elephant's shadow. |
What
is more invisible than an invisible man?
The shadow of an invisible man. |
What
is smaller than an ant's mouth?
An ant's dinner. |
What
is the best key to have?
Lucky. |
What
is the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth. |
What
is the best way to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut. |
What
is the best way to catch an elephant?
Act like a nut and he'll follow you anywhere. |
What
is the best way to find a pin in a rug?
Walk around in your bare feet. |
What
is the best way to hold a bat?
By the wings. |
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