What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
He grew up to be a bellhop!
Why did Mrs. Yak call Mrs. Gnu after she'd just had twins?
To yak about the latest gnus.
What does a polar bear operator say?
"Glad I cold help you. Have an ice day!"
When does a horse talk on the phone?
Whinny wants to!
How does a football player make phone calls?
On a touch-down phone.
How does a baritone make phone calls?
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
A party line!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a pair of glasses?
What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?
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