My boyfriend
thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !
My husband
is a man of many parts Pity
they weren't put together properly !
What happened
to that couple who met in a revolving door ?
They're still going round together !
I've come
to ask for your daughters hand in marriage.
Well
you'll have to take the rest of her too or the deals off !
Girls whisper
that they love me.
Well they'd hardly say it out loud now would
they !
My brother
fell in love with his wife the second time he met her.
He
didn't know how rich she was the first time !
She wears
her engagement ring on the wrong finger.
She probably feels she's engaged to the wrong
man !
What did you
get your girlfriend for Christmas ?
A
bottle of toilet water, it cost a fortune.
If you'd
have come round our house you could have had as much water from out
toilet as you wanted for free !
He has a leaning
towards redheads.
Yes, but they keep pushing him away !
She was two
thirds married once.
What
do you mean ?
Well, she
turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !
