Why did the cucumber blush ?
Because he saw the salad dressing !
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The science teacher asked the student, "What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?" "You can't hear a hormone!"
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!
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Where is the best place in school to grow plants ?
In the kinder-garden !
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Did you hear about the fight in a biscuit tin ?
A BANDIT hit a PENGIUN with a CLUB tied him up with a BLUE RIBON and got away in a TAXI !
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