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Which stars go to jail? Shooting stars.

Who's tall and dark and discos all night long? Darth Raver.

Why are false teeth like stars? They come out at night.

Why are wolves like cards? They come in packs.

Why can't it rain for two nights in a row? Because there is a day between.

Why did my dad have his sundial floodlit? So he could tell the time at night.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why did the man take a bag of oats to bed at night? To feed his nightmares.

Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night ? He was a numbskull !

Why did your brother go to night school? Because he wanted to learn to read in the dark!

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