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Burger
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Why do hamburgers make
good baseball players?
They're great at the plate! |
Why do hamburgers make
poor pigeons?
They won't talk no matter how you grill them! |
Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurst! |
Why does Farrah Fawcett-Majors
love hamburgers?
Who knows - but we just wanted to mention her name! |
Why don't meat patties
go to many movies?
It's the same old plot - boyger meets grill! |
Why is President Carter
important to Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball! |
Why was the burger thrown
out of the Army?
He couldn't pass mustard! (muster) |
Why was the magician
able to make 12 meat patties disappear?
Because the handburger is quicker than the eye! |
Why were the burgers
in the refrigerator embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing! |
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Burger
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