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Why are monsters forgetful
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Because everything goes in one ear and out the others !
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Why did the monster
knit herself three socks ?
Because she grew another foot ! |
What is the difference
between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ?
People like sweets !
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What has a purple spotted
body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks ?
i don't know either but there is one crawling up your leg
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What do you say when
you meet a two headed monster ?
Hello hello !
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What is the best
way to speak to a monster ?
From a long way away ! |
What is big, red and
prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ?
A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater ! |
Mrs monster to Mr Monster
"Try to be nice to my mother when she visits this weekend dear "
"Fall down when she hits you"!
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Mr Monster "Oi,
hurry up with my supper"
Mrs Monster "Oh do be quiet - I've only got three pairs
of hands" ! |
Why did the monster
walk over the hill ?
Because it was too much bother to walk under it !
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