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What do you get if you
cross King Kong with a watchdog?
A terrified postman. |
Who is the smelliest,
hairiest monarch in the world?
King Pong. |
What's brown and furry
on the inside and clear on the outside?
King Kong in clingfilm |
Why didn't King Kong
go to Hong Kong?
He didn't like Chinese food. |
Why did King Kong paint
the bottoms of his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter. |
What is big, hairy and
can fly faster than sound?
King Koncord. |
If King Kong came to
England why would he live in the Tower of London?
Because he's a beef-eater. |
Why did King Kong join
the army?
He wanted to know about gorilla warfare. |
What do you get if you
cross King Kong with a frog?
A gorilla that catches airplanes with its tongue. |
What business is King
Kong in?
Monkey business. |
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