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Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cabot ! Cabot who ? Cabotret !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar jolly good fellow !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ? Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ? Candace with love !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe you lend me some money ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Canter ! Canter who ? Canter your sister come out to play !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Canto ! Canto who ? Canto your change !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Card ! Card who ? Card you see it's me ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo "beep, beep" !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carl ! Carl who ? Carl get you there quicker than if you walk !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ? Carlene against that wall ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carlo ! Carlo who ? Carlo-ad of junk !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carlotta ! Carlotta who ? Carlotta trouble when it breaks down !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carmen ! Carmen who ? Carmen get it !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carol ! Carol who ? Carol go if you turn the ignition key !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home, I'm tired !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie a torch !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie the bags into the house please !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrot ! Carrot who ? Carrot me back home !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ? Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? I knew you were nuts !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassette ! Cassette who ? Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Castor ! Castor who ? Castorblanca !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you just open this door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy the the doorbell, it's too dark out here !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Catsup ! Catsup who ? Catsup on the roof, want me to go and fetch him !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cattle ! Cattle who ? Cattle always purr when you stroke her !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cauliflower ! Cauliflower who ? Cauliflower by any other name and it's still a daisy !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecile ! Cecile who ? Cecile th-the w-windows. Th-there's a m-monster out there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecile ! Cecile who ? Cecile this envelope !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ? Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ? Celeste time I lend you money !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ? Celeste time I'm going to tell you this !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Celesta ! Celesta who ? Celesta draws !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cello ! Cello who ? Cello dere !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Census ! Census who ? Census presents for Christmas !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Census ! Census who ? Census Saturday we don't have to go to school !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again, asking more questions !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chapman ! Chapman who ? Chapman-y times if you like the show !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Charlie ! Charlie who ? Charlie horse !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chaz ! Chaz who ? Chaz nasty as you wanna be !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ? Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cher ! Cher who ? Cher and share alike !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh, see you later !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chester ! Chester who ? Chester minute, Don't you recognise me ?

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chester ! Chester who ? Chester drawers !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chester ! Chester who ? Chester the nick of time !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chesterfield ! Chesterfield who ? Chesterfield full of cows, nothing else !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chesterfield ! Chesterfield who ? Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chesterton ! Chesterton who ? Chesterton of fun !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken the oven, I can smell burning !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !

Knock Knock Who's there ! China ! China who? China late, isn't it? !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin ! Chin who ? Chin up. I'm not going to tell you any more knock knocks !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !

Knock Knock Who's there ! China ! China who? China just like old times isn't it !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe as the bark to the tree !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Choc-ice ! Choc-ice who ? Choc-ice into this glass would you please !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chocs ! Chocs who ? Chocs away !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin list !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chow Mein ! Chow Mein who ? Chow mein to meet you my dear !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chrome ! Chrome who ? Chromeosone !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ? Chrysalis the cake for you !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chuck ! Chuck who ? Chuck and see if the door is locked !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chuck ! Chuck who ? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Churchill ! Churchill who ? Churchill be the best place for a wedding !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ? Cicero the boat ashore !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Clara ! Clara who ? Clara space on the table !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Clarence ! Clarence who ? Clarence sale !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? Clark your car in the garage !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Clarkeson ! Clarkeson who ? Clarkeson watches tell the time !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Claudette ! Claudette who ? Claudette a whole cake !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ? Clay on, Sam !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ? Clay pigeon !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff the hedges !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Clive ! Clive who ? Clive every mountain, ford every stream !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Clothesline ! Clothesline who ? Clothesline all over the floor end up creased !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cohen ! Cohen who ? Cohen your own way !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Coleumbian coffee, the richest coffee in the world !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin and see me on your way home !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars, Colin all cars !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Colin ! Colin who ? Colin the doctor, I feel ill !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Colleen ! Colleen who ? Colleen all cars !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Colleen ! Colleen who ? Colleen up your room, it's filthy !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Colleen ! Colleen who ? Colleen up this mess !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Colleen ! Colleen who ? Colleen a spade a spade !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Collie ! Collie who ? Collie Miss Molly, I don't know !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Collier ! Collier who ? Collier self a man do you !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Collier ! Collier who ? Collier big brother see if I care !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Colline ! Colline who ? Colline your room, please !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cologne ! Cologne who ? Cologne Ranger is here !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cologne ! Cologne who ? Cologne me names won't help !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Colonel ! Colonel who ? Colonel of truth !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Colonel ! Colonel who ? Colonel the market !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Colt ! Colt who ? Colt as a cucumber !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? That's the first I've heard this year !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Coolidge ! Coolidge who ? Coolidge a cucumber !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Comb ! Comb who ? Comb on down and I'll tell you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Con ! Con who? Con unhinged !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Conan ! Conan who? Conan Jimmies go well with ice cream !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Concert ! Concert who? Concert'er yourself at home, consider yourself part of the family !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Congo ! Congo who? Congo into the woods - it's dangerous !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Congo ! Congo who? Congo out, I'm grounded !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Conover ! Conover who? Conover remember the punchline !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Constance Norah ! Constance Norah who? Constance Norahs makes it difficult to sleep !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Consumption ! Consumption who ? Consumption be done about all these knock knock jokes !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Conyers ! Conyers who ? Conyers please open the door !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie-n the kitchen, it's easier !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Copperfield ! Copperfield who? Copperfield bad so I came instead !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Corrinne ! Corrinne who ? Corrinne the bell now !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosby ! Cosby who ? Cosby your fingers !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosmo ! Cosmo who ? Cosmo trouble than you're worth !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Costas ! Costas who ? Costas a fortune to get here !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney! Courtney who ? Courtney criminals recently !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cousin ! Cousin who ? Cousin stead of opening the door I'm still stood here !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cozy ! Cozy who ? Cozy who's knocking !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cream ! Cream who ? Cream any louder and the police will be round !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Crete ! Crete who ? Crete to see you again !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Crete ! Crete who ? Crete to be safe and sound again !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !

Knock Knock Who's there ! C's ! C's who ? C's the day !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ? Cugat to love my jokes !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cumin ! Cumin who? Cumin side, its freezing out there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cupid ! Cupid who? Cupid quiet in there !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Custer ! Custer who ? Custer a penny to find out !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril pleasure to meet you again !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril nice to meet you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !

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