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Valentines Day Jokes

Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!

What is the most romantic city in England?
Loverpool!

What's red and white and swims in the ocean?
A valentine cod!

Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?
He was totally bow-gus!

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
Because you can really party hearty!

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What did one oar say to the other?
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants!

What happened when the two angels got married?
They lived harpily ever after!

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!

Valentines Day Jokes

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