He is so dumb, he thinks
an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!
Why won't anyone eat
the dogs birthday cake?
Because he always slobbers out the candles!
What did the ice cream
say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
Do you think my skin
is starting to show its age?"
"I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."
"I'm giving a 'surprised'
birthday party for you."
"A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?" "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come,
I'll be surprised!"
What's the best way
to find out an elephant's age?
Check his driver's license.
Did you hear about the
dancer's birthday?
It was a tappy one!
How can you tell if
an elephant's been to your birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
What are your two favourite
times to party?
Daytime and night-time!
Why did the fat monster
put a candle on his tummy?
He was celebrating his girthday!
