| Doctor, doctor, people take me for a beekeeper. |
Sit over here, honey.
| Doctor, doctor, people take me for a taxidermist. |
Stuff and nonsense.
| Doctor, doctor, people take me for Jimmy Savile. |
I'll soon fix that!
|Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. |
You're too tents.
| Doctor, doctor, the Invisible Man is waiting outside. |
Tell him I can't see him.
| Doctor, doctor, this banana diet you put me on is having a strange effect. |
Well, stop scratching and come down from the curtains.
| Doctor, doctor, those strength pills you gave me don't work. |
I can't get the top off the bottle.
Doctor: You need new glasses
Patient: How do you know ?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window !
| Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad ?|
Well, I wouldn't start watching any new soap operas !
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